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Total Medals Earned: 997 (From 127 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,595 Points

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Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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How To Cook Everything

Medals Earned: 7/21 (60/390 points)

Club Sandwich 5 Points

Cook a Sandwich Order

Creamy Pasta 5 Points

Cook a Pasta Order

Old Fashioned Hamburger 5 Points

Cook a Hamburger Order

Steak Dinner 5 Points

Cook a Steak Dinner Order

Zesty Nachos 5 Points

Cook a Zesty Nacho Order

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Delicious Pizza 5 Points

Cook a Pizza Order

Wild Salmon 5 Points

Cook a Salmon Order

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Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Hurdle Turtle: Flash!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)

Slow and Steady 5 Points

Survive 100m!

Lightning Pace 10 Points

Survive an impressive 200m!

Hurdle Hero 25 Points

Survive an unbelievable 300m!

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Idle Evolution

Medals Earned: 2/39 (10/430 points)

Level 1 5 Points

Level 1

Level 2 5 Points

Level 2

Level 10 5 Points

Level 10

Level 11 5 Points

Level 11

Level 12 5 Points

Level 12

Level 13 5 Points

Level 13

Level 14 5 Points

Level 14

Level 15 5 Points

Level 15

Level 3 5 Points

Level 3

Level 4 5 Points

Level 4

Level 5 5 Points

Level 5

Level 6 5 Points

Level 6

Level 7 5 Points

Level 7

Level 8 5 Points

Level 8

Level 9 5 Points

Level 9

118 Elements 25 Points

Extract atoms from 118 different elements

118 Knowledge 25 Points

Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge

2 Weeks 25 Points

2 weeks played

24 Hours 25 Points

24 Hours active time

All Upgrades 25 Points

Buy all upgrades

Ascension 50 Points

Ascension

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Indie Jones

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)

Hidden Treasure Hunter 5 Points

Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle

Ball Breaker 5 Points

Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game

69er 10 Points

Collect exactly 69 gems in one game

Tank Award 10 Points

Collect 10 tanks in one game

The Century Mark 10 Points

Collect 100 gems in one game

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Collect 200 gems in one game

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Insectonator: Zombie Mode

Medals Earned: 2/13 (60/420 points)

Bullseye 10 Points

Make a bullseye hit with the dart.

Medal of Awasome 50 Points

Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.

Armageddon 10 Points

Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.

Fly Anvil, Fly! 10 Points

Find how to throw up an anvil.

Ninja guy 10 Points

Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.

Suicide 10 Points

Find how to kill yourself.

Zombieball 10 Points

Make 20 fastkill with the ball.

ZombiModenator I 10 Points

Kill 2000 zombies.

Medal of Devotion 25 Points

Awarded for 100% of game progress.

Medal of Merit 25 Points

Completing all of these things.

130 Pound Gold Medal 50 Points

Awarded for 130% of game progress.

Medal for Rapid 100 Points

Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.

ZombiModenator II 100 Points

Kill 10000 zombies.

Intruder Combat Training

Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/340 points)

adept 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies.

headshot 10 Points

Get 10 headshots

killer 25 Points

Kill 100 enemies

specialist 50 Points

Get 50 headshots

agent 100 Points

Finish all 10 missions

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It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

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Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.