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Total Medals Earned: 997 (From 127 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,595 Points

Plimpton's Video Falconry

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)

Nerdist 10 Points

Get a delightful history lesson.

Celebration 25 Points

Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.

Cultural Literacy 25 Points

Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.

Shadow Box 25 Points

Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.

Victory 25 Points

Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.

Millennium Falcon 50 Points

Save the galaxy.

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Poltergifts

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/590 points)

Close Encounter 5 Points

Kill an enemy right before it reaches you

Man Handler 5 Points

Kill an enemy with your fist

Strike! 10 Points

Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball

Jolly Killing 5 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Combo Madness 10 Points

Do a 6 kill combo

Present Frenzy 10 Points

Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively

Survivalist 10 Points

Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying

Too Hot For TV 10 Points

Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV

Deathmas 25 Points

Experience death from all enemy types

Efficiency 25 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode

Immortal 25 Points

Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying

Kingpin 25 Points

Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode

Naughty Or Nice 25 Points

Kill 1 of each enemy type

Spoiled Rotten 25 Points

Upgrade everything at least once

Spread The Joy 25 Points

Use all weapons

Dark Time 50 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode

Darkest Night 50 Points

Reach half the Wave Mode

Evil Dawn 50 Points

Beat the Wave Mode

Hell Time 100 Points

Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode

Well Prepared 100 Points

Fully upgrade all weapons and traps

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Portal Defenders: Tower Defense

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/280 points)

Cannibal 5 Points

Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs

Weeaboo 10 Points

Beat Hanzou

Curious 5 Points

Visit the creators' website

Mad Max 10 Points

Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level

Over 9000 50 Points

Purchase all permanent upgrades

Completionist 50 Points

5-star every level

Remorse 5 Points

Sell a tower

Redemption 10 Points

Beat Jebus

How Bizarre 25 Points

Beat Bizarro Tom

Iron Man 100 Points

Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades

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Pothead Zombies

Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)

Keep'em Coming! 5 Points

Killed 100 zombies.

Come get some! 10 Points

killed 300 zombies.

Trained to perfection 25 Points

Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.

Uhn... What? 25 Points

Finished the game on "Overdosed".

A gift for my love 50 Points

Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.

Its an investment, honey! 50 Points

Maxed a weapon.

Hell Yeah 50 Points

Finished the game.

The Perfect Duo 100 Points

Found the better combination.

Ragdoll Man Christmas

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Merry Christmas! 10 Points

And a happy new year!

Reincarnation: LTETR

Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/150 points)

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Keeping Hell Whole 25 Points

Send all three souls back to hell.

Playing the Blues 25 Points

Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.

The Crops are Safe 25 Points

Kill all 15 locust in the game.

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Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 24/32 (330/500 points)

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 14/24 (500/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State