Total Medals Earned: 997 (From 127 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,595 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/21 (60/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 2/39 (10/430 points)
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Extract atoms from 118 different elements
Learn at 100% all elements in Knowledge
2 weeks played
24 Hours active time
Buy all upgrades
Ascension
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/80 points)
Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle
Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game
Collect exactly 69 gems in one game
Collect 10 tanks in one game
Collect 100 gems in one game
Collect 200 gems in one game
Medals Earned: 2/13 (60/420 points)
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/340 points)
Kill 10 enemies.
Get 10 headshots
Kill 100 enemies
Get 50 headshots
Finish all 10 missions
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.